This year they've decided to throw themselves a birthday party (I've read that Subway was founded in August though) all month long and are offering $5 Footlong Faves which is basically a selection of $5 Footlong subs that varies from store to store. Basically, you'll just have to go or call your local Subway to find out what they're offering for $5.
For a good time call Subway and ask what their 5 buck offering is but do it in a foreign-sounding language you make up on the spot.
ReplyDeleteLet your tonal inflections express inquisitiveness then anger as the one answering your call is unable understand you.
When you are as broke as I am you seek your cheap thrills where you can find them.